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Father MacTavish
Johnny MacTavish x you Synopsis: Nothing but religious vibes (gross) sorry guys. Father MacTavish is fed up with you flaunting yourself at every opportunity. He decides it's time for you to be shown how to be properly pious. Cw: power imbalance, religion, corporal punishment, dubcon, oral, shoe humping. This is definitely a case of another cake so thank you to everyone who's written lecherous priests before me.
Father MacTavish was a handsome sort. With his bright blue eyes and the way he filled out his dark vestments he knew he drew the eye of his followers—men and women alike. He both welcomed it and tried not to take advantage at the same time.
Even still, he had been known to slip. He was only human after all but as the Good Lord said, we are all worthy of forgiveness for our sins. We must simply ask.
He tried to remember his own mortal failings and to be gentle on his parishioners when they inevitably fell to temptation. Whether that be envying a neighbor's sudden windfall or taking the Lord's name in vain, he tried to be lenient when they told him of their sins. Tried not to lose his temper on his flock that was his to lead.
That all went out the window when someone had temerity to throw themselves at him though. Him, a man of the cloth, and some trollop wanted to be lewd in his presence? Wanted to flash an unseemly amount of thigh when they crouched down to pick up a fallen piece of paper, their breasts pushed up to their neckline in an effort to entrance him?
No. He wouldn't abide by it.
Some things simply went too far.
He drew you aside one day after the sermon, ostensibly to speak about an upcoming program the church would be putting on in the coming months. You had always been eager to help with any functions the church hosted and this time was no exception.
"Father, how can I help you?" Temptation is the sign of the devil.
"If you're not too busy my dear, I was hoping you could come by tomorrow evening? There's some logistical help I need and I know you'd be just the person for the job."
"Of course, Father MacTavish. You know I'm always available for anything you might need."
You smiled up at him, eyelashes fluttering around your pretty eyes. Even now you worked to entrance him. Temptation and lust rolled into a single pretty package attempting to sharpen your teeth on him.
"Wonderful, come find me when you get here and we'll get this all straightened out properly. Enjoy the rest of your day, my dear."
That night he prayed for the Lord's guidance as in all things. He knew he was prone to mortal failings like the rest of his flock and so looked to the Lord for assurance.
He thought back on the way your plump hips had pressed against the thin fabric of your skirt, the line of your panties showing you had forgone your slip when dressing for the day. Such immoralness filled him with emotion and he was reassured he was on the correct path.
It was his job to guide his flock out of the darkness and into the light. Satan was clearly digging his fingers into you if this was how you acted in a house of God. He wouldn't let your soul suffer eternal damnation when he could save you with a bit of discomfort now. Ending his prayer he was filled with a sense of resolution.
It was settled then.
The next evening saw you walking into the empty church in another tantalizing dress. The flowing skirt ended right at your knees, giving glimpses of your thighs with each step, a siren call of harlotry. Had you no shame? Flaunting yourself in front of a priest. It was another sign that you needed him. Needed him to guide you.
"Father MacTavish, I'm here as you requested," you chirped. "How can I help?"
Guiding you towards the alter he watched as you took in the rice spread across the ground, generous handfuls thrown against the shining wooden floor, laying in wait.
"It's how I can help you, my lamb. You've fallen to perversion and as the shepherd of your immortal soul, it is my responsibility to guide you back to the light. Now, now," he hushed you with a raised hand as you started to protest, "I know the truth of it and I care not for how it came to be. My only concern is where we go from here."
He watched you struggle, clearly wanting to argue but too cognizant of your respective standings to put up much fuss. There were glimpses of a true, pure spirit under the cover of your prurience. He would soon have it shining for all to see.
He watched as you acquiesced, having mentally run through all the arguments you could make and his likely rebuttals. This was his duty to you and he would see it through, no vacillation would change his mind.
Finally, you sank to your knees, kneeling on the grains of rice with a wince.
"You may begin your prayers, my child. I'll be here with you."
As you clasped your hands and began your recitation, he watched you. He watched the way your chest rose and fell with each breath, the way you shifted on your bed of rice, trying to find a comfortable position but each shift only making it worse, the way your face crinkled in discomfort, voice hitching with a shuddering exhalation of your words.
Even now you maintained your aura of enticement.
He began to have a reaction of the body, his cock thickening and pressing against the placket of his pants. He widened his stance, giving himself some relief from the pressure. The church was silent aside from your words, the cadence of them lulling him into a familiar headspace.
It was jarring when it was broken.
"Father, how much longer am I to pray?" you pleaded, looking up at him with watery eyes from the continuous pain of the hard grains pressing into your delicate skin, voice slightly raspy after your lengthy prayers.
"Even now you try to beguile your way out of a required lesson." Disappointing. He had had higher hopes for you. "I had prayed this would be enough for you to see the wickedness of your ways but if I must go further then I will. I won't shirk in my duty to your soul, my child."
With a world-weary sigh he moved behind you, fiddling with the front of his pants as he went. He dropped to his knees, chest to your back, and placed heavy palms on your shoulders holding you steady.
Pressing firmly into your back, he said, "Just know this doesn't bring me any joy. This is the Lord's decree and I carry it out as I carry out all my tasks. With surety that my actions will ensure your place in our Father's home when the time comes."
Sliding his hands down he came to a stop along the outsides of your thighs. Grabbing fistfuls of your skirt he began to lift.
"Father MacTavish!" you yelped, hands dropping to try and keep the fabric in place.
"Continue your prayers, child," he dropped his gathered handfuls and reached out, encircling your wrists with warm, thick fingers before moving your hands back to your front to be clasped again. "The sooner you properly repent, the sooner your lesson will end."
He pressed his palms to your hips, waiting until you shakily restarted up your prayers before tugging your skirt upwards once more, pausing each time you did. He looked down as the soft fabric raised above your backside, smooth skin covered by a thin pair of panties—all that was keeping you from him.
Your voice stuttered to a stop as he dipped his hand between your thighs, stroking from your clit through your dampening slit, your underwear slowly darkening as he pressed it ever so slightly inside of you before withdrawing. You squealed in shock as he pulled back to swat a quick palm to your swelling clit.
"Why must I keep repeating myself? What is it I told you to do?"
"Y—you told me to keep praying. Father." you stuttered, tongue tripping over your words in your shock.
"And did you forget the words to your prayers?"
"No, Father."
"Then continue."
As you once more began to recite your orisons he returned to his stroking—a steady draw from clit through slit, the gusset of your panties all that separated him from your skin. Your warmth radiated through the fabric now dark with slick. A wet rasp heard during the lulls of your speech as he dragged his strong fingers over the cloth.
You were soaked by the time he deigned to pull them to the side and repeat his actions, this time dragging through damp curls before your plump lips spread around the tip of his fingers—nothing to shield your most intimate place from him.
He restrained himself at first—never pushing inside, just a slow drag of skin against skin as he spread your wetness across your folds. You squirmed in place, caught between the pain of kneeling and the pleasure he was providing. A hitching of your hips before a shuffling of your knees.
Your gasped protests as he eventually sunk his finger in to the knuckle did nothing to deter him. If anything, the resultant wave of heat that made its way through his body confirmed he was on the right path. He must show you the sins of the life you were leading.
It was his duty.
One finger quickly became two became three. He pressed and caressed, stroking along the delicate skin of your insides, fingers catching on a sensitive spongy bit that had a strangled gasp slipping from your lips. He played you like a harp—never ceasing, never faltering.
Your slick dripped down to his wrist by the time he deemed you suitably prepared. Holding your panties to the side he notched his tip against your opening and pressed inward, his fingers clenching and tugging at your dress where they were clutched at your hips. He struggled to maintain his composure at the feel of your wet heat. The slick press of you stroked along the sensitive skin of his cockhead, stirring him to greater heights with every centimeter gained.
"I cant, Father MacTavish it's too mu-ch!" you ended on a yelp as he took your distraction to push in another inch, drawing back and pressing forward in a sawing motion, teasing you with the possibility that he might seat himself fully each time. Your slick covered his cock, allowing each subsequent stroke to glide more smoothly than the last.
"This is to be your lesson. When you act like a whore you will be treated like a whore. You worked so hard to draw my eye and now you have it," he asserted with a curled lip.
Pushing firmly one last time he pressed his hips to your backside, sliding deeply inside you as he kissed your cervix. Tears fell from your eyes in sheets, a constant outpouring at the overwhelming sensations as you scrambled for purchase.
"I do this to save your soul, child, now be a good lamb and take it," he snarled and snapped his hips into you with force, a smack sounding with each meeting between the fat of your backside and his pelvis. He maintained his rhythm for a few moments before coming to a standstill, pressed deeply inside of you.
"I don't believe I told you to stop your prayers," he sighed. "This reminding is becoming quite tedious."
He reached down and pinched harshly at your clit causing you to squeal and attempt to buck up, away from his grip. He followed along with you, keeping an unyielding grip on the sensitive bundle of nerves. If you'd been crying before you were downright sobbing now.
"I'm sorry Father, it's just . . . it hurts. The rice hurts."
"If your dress wasn't the length of a whore's then this wouldn't hurt nearly as much. You would've had a soft layer between you and the rice but you wanted to flaunt yourself in God's house."
Sniffling, you started up once more—a hitching recitation echoing off the ornate walls of the church, the only sound beside the rasp and clap of skin on skin.
He made a game of it. He knew he shouldn't, that this was a lesson for his one of his flock and not something he should be using to entertain himself but he found himself falling into a pattern. He would pick up a steady rhythm of thrusts—allowing you to catch your breath and for your speech to take on a steady cadence before driving forward with vigor, punching into you with sharp, biting thrusts causing you to lose your breath and your place. He wanted to see if you could maintain your composure through your trials.
You hadn't yet.
It was during one of these stretches that you began to tense up, pushing back to meet him with each drive of his hips as if you were chasing something of your own. With a reedy cry you came, squeezing around him rhythmically as you stuttered to a stop, too caught up in the sensations to continue speaking.
He froze—a thunderous look crossing his face.
"Did you just find release around my cock?" he hissed in shock. "And I thought we had reached the end of your depravity."
He didn't give you time to plead your case, resuming his thrusting and ignoring your pleading as he pressed through your over-stimulation and built you back up towards another release. He clenched his hands on your hips, your dress crinkling between his fingers.
With each firm pull back onto his cock the fabric of along your chest pulled taut, inching downward towards where it was being tugged. You choked as the fabric finally gave way, sinking down below your breasts to allow them to spill out of the low neckline. Your lack of bra ensured they swung madly to his tempo.
You were just beginning to flutter around his length, muscles dancing to a beat only they knew, when he stopped completely and pulled out, ignoring the breathy what? you squeaked out.
Pulling back, his thick cock fell to the side, smearing your wetness against his furred thigh and trousers as a heavy plap was heard. Rising with a grunt he moved around to your front, looking down at you kneeling on your bed of rice. What a picture you made. Your breasts spilled over the top of your dress and your face was shiny with tears, eyes red-rimmed and glossy.
Beautiful.
"Oh my child, look at what a mess you've made of yourself." He reached out to wipe away a tear, "I know this must be difficult but we must preserver through our trials in order to find the Lord's grace. Now—open," he commanded, tapping the tip of his cock against your tear stained lips, "and put that provoking tongue out."
You sniffled and opened your mouth, hesitantly sticking out your tongue as he'd commanded. He waited and watched as drool collected and then dropped off the tip. Pressing forwards he dragged his sensitive head along the muscle. He sighed in relief at the sensation, teasing himself with a side-to-side caress before he slid into your heat.
He bit back a groan as the wet sensation swallowed him, watching as you made a slight face at the combined taste of you. He rocked himself forward gently, allowing you to get used to the sensation before slowly deepening his strokes.
Slowly sliding down to the back of your mouth, he held there for a moment, letting the drool gather as you fought not to gag around his length. Your lips were smooth where they had stretched wide around his girth, jaw mostly likely already aching.
Pulling back he let you catch your breath, swallowing and coughing as you received unobstructed access to air. He caressed the side of your face gently.
"You look so beautiful like this," he hummed, "practically angelic. Do you feel you have learned your lesson? Have you come to understand God's will?"
When you nodded furiously he smiled fondly and slid his foot forward, shiny black shoe coming to rest comfortably between your spread thighs.
"I am not completely without compassion, my child. Go ahead, you may use my foot to bring yourself to release while you continue."
It wasn't surprising how quickly you shifted to rest your covered center over the tip of his shoe, mouth opening as you leaned towards him, looking to have him in your mouth once more.
He reached out to hold onto the sides of your head, guiding you to his preferred tempo as you humped shamelessly on his foot. He knew his shoe would be shined slick by the time you were done.
After having teased himself for so long it was no shock how quickly his own release was on him. He held onto it with gritted teeth as he watched you climb towards your own high once more, waiting out your convulsions before pulling back to paint your breasts with his spend. He watched them glisten, dripping white as he caught his breath.
Tucking himself away he helped you to your feet, tweaking your nipples before he pulled the fabric of your dress up over them once more, covering the evidence of his release with the cloth.
He wiped your tear-stained cheeks with fondness, "There, there, no need for further tears. It's over and done with, my child, nothing further to worry about."
He guided you to the entrance of the church after you had composed yourself, eyes still puffy and red-rimmed but clear. He kept a hand placed low on your back to steady you.
"I trust you've learned the errors of your ways?" When you nodded firmly he smiled warmly. "Good. Then be at peace in the Lord's forgiveness."
He ushered you out of the church and closed the door behind you, never knowing you were mentally going through your dress options, already planning on a shorter length for this Sunday's service.
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#john soap mactavish x reader#john soap mactavish x you#dubcon#religion#power imbalance#shoe humping#corporal punishment#basically all the good things#enjoy!
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It’s gotta be a real kick in the nuts, going from being a very attractive young man with his whole life ahead of him, freshly released into the world after a childhood of abuse/neglect and ready to build new love and relationships… to being hit with the demon curse and becoming The Killer and losing the potential to ever be loved and known again
And now you’re all old and cringe and people avoid you cause you’re obviously fucked up and creepy
#mr delver i wont u…#like ik he was just the worst at like 25#caught somewhere between ‘just discovered his religion is a lie and that god is either fake or powerless’#and ‘will not take the lord’s name in vain’#it’s the 70’s and he’s in college with extremely fresh mommy issues when women have just JUST taken the right to open a bank account#without male supervision and permission like. he was probably thee fuxking worst lmao#but you know his ass got attention. if not close friendship than at least camaraderie. he found love maybe even multiple times.#and he was obviously suited to an academic setting. ugh god. I just#he lost it all man. and he can’t even milk himself GASHKDKDJDKD TYPO I WROTE KILL HIMSELF BUT THATS EVEN BETTER#anyways. this is a post.
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thanks @thrumbo for the beautiful recontextualization above and for sharing my brainworms
link to full image set
#jarlie#rpf#rpf solidarian#hermitrpfnsfw#trafficrpfnsfw#jimmy and/or grian if you ever see this. know it does not depict smth i think is actually happening. only how you make me feel. god bless.#you cant tell me jimmy takes the lords name in vain even off camera. even during sex. [celibacy gif] evangelism#also you Know grian makes his yt friends call him grian irl [thinks abt the 2017 martyn vlog i go to whenever i need i references]#cc grian#cc jimmy#IF YOU DIDNT BLACKLIST RPF LAST TIME...........GOOD LUCK. I WARNED YOU.
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Whatever Man and Whatever Sword
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#season 1#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#lwj gets so fired up about wwx disrespecting his swords name#I suppose its like taking the lord’s name in vain. It being a ‘spiritual sword’ and all#god you knnow that if wwx continued as a cultivator he would have pissed off people for his laisser-faire attitude#maybe it was always in the cards that he was to be ‘twink to be obliterated’ of the century#maybe if he took things seriously he would notice he’s about to be dragged underwater!#of all the scenes I cut/could have done a comic on#the subian name bit in the audio drama was 1) very funny to me and 2) it does have some significance later on#i sure do oscilate wildly between thinking about plot vs thinking about parody#ah well; this one was fun to draw. Hands are still kicking my ass#maybe because i’m drawing them so small? but even in my larger drawing practice im still deep in the wonk zone#poorly drawn hands of mdzs it what they’ll call me
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@talisman975
#(and so their relationship was formed!)#(couldn't have philip respond with 'OMG!!!' like the meme cuz he would never take or say the lord's name in vain.)#the owl house#owl house#toh#emperor belos#belos#philip wittebane#beardo philip#moldy crumpet husbando#belosfanstakeover#toh belos#belos toh#toh philip#philip toh#camila noceda#toh camila#camila toh#manny noceda#toh manny#manny toh#camilip#camny#manamilalip#meme#memes#humor#funny#lol
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[ch 3 survivors au]
a little impulsive
#kinji uehara#teruya otori#teruehara#ch 3 survivors au#danganronpa another#sdra2#dra#max's art#kinji taking the lords name in vain wtf
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this song is so dodge mason coded... walk with me... let me present you with something...
when you'd first met dodge, you knew you wanted him as your first. your dad had hired him to help with some busy work around the church, and while dodge was neither particularly religious himself, nor interested in the way your father could turn anything into a sermon, he figured helping the man that was likely privy to everyone's thoughts and troubles could gain him some information.
what he had not anticipated was you coming up to him after a long day of getting the grassy yard beside the church set up for carp's easter breakfast.
what he had not anticipated was the way your legs kicked flowing white fabric forward, or how your fingertips felt over his as you handed him some water.
you could just tell, from the way his shirt hung from his shoulders and his adams apple bobbed, the way he thanked you in a voice full of distrust, that this was the boy for you.
he knew, vaguely, that you were the preacher's daughter. a little chaste, a bit more modest than most of the other girls your age. he'd once heard a guy make a joke in passing about getting 'struck down' being worth getting in your pants. and quite simply, that wasn't his speed. so he never thought much of you. until that afternoon.
now, dodge mason, who had been all but dubbed a recluse, was showing up for wednesday mass. who the fuck showed up for wednesday mass? dodge did. as long as he could sit next to you, letting you help lead him along during hymns, your fingertip drifting below the words long past the time he'd memorized them.
he even let you keep him after for a mini bible study each time, just the two of you discussing what had been on your mind regarding the book lately. he still didn't think he really believed in it all. but he liked the way you spoke about it, soft and kind and hopeful, a stark contrast to what he had experienced as religion in the south up until that point. until you.
so, yeah, when he asked your father for permission to take you out, you guessed you weren't too surprised. and you definitely didn't say no. he was respectful, always getting you back home on time, never going further than a few kisses and a hand on the waist or jaw. everyone else was a bit shocked, just to see the restraint. to see the way he'd soften his shell around you, letting you lean on him, talk to him all softly. even more shocked to see the way he'd do the same right back.
you supposed it didn't quite make sense. you'd known what he was like before, gruff and introverted, keeping to his family in terms of socialization. but then he took you home for the first time, and the moment you saw him with his mom and sister, it clicked. when he loved, he loved hard. and to introduce you to the most important people in his life? god, he must love you more than you ever could've guessed.
he didn't stay so restrained forever, easing you into longer kisses, then to makeouts, then to kisses on the neck and hands that wandered along your sides and arms. but they were never alone, always accompanied by an "is this okay?" or a "good?". and it always was.
once you were more comfortable, he became bolder, fingers slipping beneath fabric, tongue slipping between your lips and down your jaw. there were a few times you thought he might try and take it further, but it never turned to more than just heated makeouts. maybe he was trying not to scare you? you didn't know. but the way he groaned into your mouth before needing to cool off made you think when you finally did go all the way, it would be beyond passionate. borderline animalistic, you imagined. something you'd have to take your cross necklace off for.
but when you told him you were ready, the words dripping with implication, you could tell he was shocked. it wouldn't happen then. no, not when he hadn't prepared. not when he knew he couldn't give you all the time in the world.
and when it did, a week later, you never could've anticipated what it was. flickering candles sitting on his dresser and desk, fresh sheets, and flowers he'd handed you at the door. the faint smell of his cologne in the air, as if he'd sprayed some extra around the room earlier that day.
despite how long he'd waited, there wasn't even the smallest indication of a rush, not for the entire night. eagerness? yes. desire? most definitely. but through each and every step, dodge took as much time as he needed to treat you with the utmost care and consideration.
coming up behind you as you looked around his room, brushing soft kisses along the backs of your almost bare shoulders. gentle hands lifting the straps off of them, giving him full access to the typically-hidden expanses of skin.
he'd made sure the house would be empty for the weekend. he needed the time. needed to spend an hour just kissing you. just slowly uncovering every bit of you, not wanting to leave a single inch without reverent touch.
nothing had ever felt so right, regardless of what you may have been taught about premarital intimacy. "they have no idea what they're talking about", you thought as he held you, straddling his lap, stripped to your underwear, giggling softly as he kissed down past your cross necklace, the gold gleaming in the flickering candlelight. he laughed with you, his fingertips tracing deftly down your spine before slowly unhooking the clasp of your bra.
there was no way this could be wrong. there was no way this could be anything but holy, the way he looked in your eyes, the way he held you so carefully. this was goodness, this was God. what could be more sacred than this love?
you would both later describe it as a religious experience, in separate conversations, at separate times. that's exactly what it was. no need to take the necklace off. in fact, you couldn't imagine the experience without it. it belonged in that room, between the two of you.
it was in the way he hooked his fingers under the waistband of your panties, slowly pulling them off of you without ever breaking eye contact. it was in the way he kissed up your thighs, singing your praises, little whispers and breaths dancing across the tender flesh. this was his sacrament, getting his first taste of you, giving you your first taste of the rest of your life.
it was in the way he let himself come last, both literally and figuratively. it was in the way he let you look at him, hold him, observe him, before even thinking about spreading your legs again and settling between them. it was in the way he ran himself through your folds, making sure he was coated enough to not cause you even the slightest discomfort. it was in the way he held your hand next to your head, fingers interlaced, as he gently slipped in, asking how you were after every inch, making sure you were totally comfortable before letting a soft string of curses out through his lips.
and it was in the way he held you the whole time, made sure you knew how much he adored you every single second. there was no denying it anymore, if you ever could before.
every single minute of time he'd carved out for you, he spent worshipping you. even once he'd cleaned you up, even once the two of you had dressed again. until the second he had to drive you back home, he was holding you, kissing you, checking in on you, and loving you. making you feel as divine as the being that had brought the two of you together.
every single laugh, every single kiss, every single touch. that was what was holy.
#i just think that he lends himself to this trope#dodge mason let me take the lords name in vain into your open mouth#he would call you angel before during and after too btw#absolutely pussy drunk coming up for air and saying a little prayer of thanks#you dont even gaf that you didnt wait for marriage because he literally pops the question like three months later#this is so long but its also true#not even all i could say about this#happenssweet writes#dodge mason#dodge mason x reader#dodge mason x you#dodge mason panic
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a few years ago at (catholic) school I overheard someone say “jesus!” out of frustration, probably about homework. to which the teacher in the room at the time said “don’t bring him into this” which is simultaneously the most and least catholic response to that I can imagine. I think about that at least once a week.
#solreefspeak#(most: you’re not supposed to take the lord’s name in vain. least: bringing jesus into every possible situation is kind of our thing.)#anyway. not catholic anymore but i do hope everyone involved in that conversation is having a nice day.
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The problem with the church today is that so many "Christians" do not actually believe in redemption.
#unironically christian#i say this because of all the people who make comments about people's testimony#like saying they don't believe that only fans girl who was saved and baptized was really saved#like... reading through the comments it becomes clear that the “Christians” don't actually accept her#like... my brother in Christ... your good deeds are as worthy as my used pad#that is straight up in the bible#you are not better than her and you do not deserve redemption more than her#her salvation is between her and God#and yes... you say that time will reveal her fruit and you are correct#but guess what#ananias was called to extend a hand to paul *before* his fruit showed#and he was a frigging serial killer who was out for ananias's blood the week before#you do not get to pick and choose which converts you get to except#you are not God and thank heavens for it because if you were we would all be doomed#*deep breath*#i am just so sick of this... farse... that Christianity has become#Christians need a wake up call#oh! and and when you act like its impossible to accept that she could be saved you belittle God's power#you call into question Jesus's blood and it's ability to cleanse and if that is false your salvation is worthless!#also also you go against the things clearly written in the Bible while wearing the title of Christian#which means you are misrepresenting God's nature and intentions which means you are breaking the command to not take the lord's name in vain#wow... i thought i was done at the deep breath... guess not😅#rat rants
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i need to start saying oh my stars instead of oh my god
think of the panache, the flair
#shouting into the void#and also like a personal thing of maybe i don’t wanna take the lords name in vain#which is like my own personal religious thing idk#i wish there was a better way to say that#‘not taking the lords name in vain’ sounds so snooty#like yeah i say gosh instead of god i’m so much better than you#eugh
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Y'all don't know how HARD desperation can claw at you until you have to sit still for 25 mins at a time bc you're getting your hair bleached. help me
#I WANNA CLAW MY SCALP OFF OH MY GOD#and i can't postpone it any longer bc my scalp will be SO. SENSITIVE and i have the recital this friday#so. yeah.#AUGH IT'S SO. ITCHYYYY#it's bc the product is taking effect and yadda yadda#BUT STILL. I'M GONNA CLAW MY SCALP OFF OH MY HO#*god#I can't even use the lord's name in vain PROPERLY#anyway#demon rambles™#I don't even KNOW if i gotta keep it for 25mins ONLY or if i gotta keep it there for LONGER#we'll see
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it's actually pretty easy to get me to devolve into saying fuck but you won't get me to use god as a swear
#all you have to do is either 1) scare me really badly or 2) get me really passionate about something#but I won't take the lord's name in vain. plain and simple#this is lightly bc of gracie's post earlier lol but also I just found this dichotomy being proven and I think it's funny#side note: I only swear on the internet though#Lu rambles
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Replacing every time someone says "god" in a pop song with an extremely emphatic "fuck" which unfortunately to like 90% of people is in fact worse.
#listen I will swear like a sailor I will not take the lord's name in vain and that is my line!#swearing
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down with mod eddy >:(
He's over here trying to "cancel" Jimmy for "emotionally abusing" him, but what about that time you made me listen to four Cavetown albums in a row on VC, Edgar? Where's my emotional compensation for that, you fucking sick freak? Do you remember the time you berated me for drawing Johnny two shades lighter than your liking, even though Jhonen Vasquez draws him whiter than a Tally Hall concert, you complete ass? Jesus Christ. ☆Mod Johnny ☾
#mod johnny#yes i'm taking the lord's name in vain specifically to spite you edgar#what are you going to do? pray for me?
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OMG girl, I just got to know your thoughts on Bulgarian history!
It happened in Bulgaria
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just fucked myself stupid in a church parking lot while the mass was ongoing. pretty sure some passerby saw me but kept walking by when we made eye contact.
#dyke nsft#lesbian#nblw nsft#nsft switch#exhibtionist#exhibition kink#talk about taking the Lord’s name in vain
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